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The Islamic Emirate of Ofrus

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The Islamic Emirate of Ofrus is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emir Omar Al Farouq with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.217 billion Ofrusians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wahazaramadina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.8%.

The very strong Ofrusian economy, worth 340 trillion Ofrusic Unitary Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,781 Ofrusic Unitary Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Happiness is all being miserable together, the judicial system legislates morality, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Emir Omar Al Farouq's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ofrus's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Ofrus is ranked 84,788^th in the world and 128^th in Lands End for Smartest Citizens, with 35.06 quips per hour.

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