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The Colony of South-Central Rhodesia

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Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Lands End

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Colony of South-Central Rhodesia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Rt Hon Luca - Conservative Party with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 7.636 billion South-Central Rhodesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 33.7%.

The frighteningly efficient South-Central Rhodesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,985 trillion Rhodesian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 259,956 Rhodesian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. South-Central Rhodesia's national animal is the Foxy Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglican - Church of England.

South-Central Rhodesia is ranked 120,646th in the world and 123rd in Lands End for Most Income Equality, scoring 31.68 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Retail Industry: 603rdMost Influential: 612thRudest Citizens: 1,319thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,901stFattest Citizens: 2,037thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,179thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,931stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,069thHighest Average Incomes: 3,500thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,651stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,216thLargest Black Market: 4,308thMost Efficient Economies: 4,448thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,513thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,354thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,465thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,972ndMost Cultured: 6,165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,418thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,755thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,814thLargest Mining Sector: 7,339thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,347thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,419thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,253rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,740thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,279thHighest Economic Output: 9,587thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,689thMost Patriotic: 10,300thSmartest Citizens: 10,324thLargest Governments: 11,383rdTop
Most Armed: 14,624thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,428thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,159thHighest Food Quality: 16,286thMost Stationary: 16,996thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,527thMost Developed: 18,336thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,882nd
Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 27th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 29th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the region

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