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The Colony of South-Central Rhodesia

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The Colony of South-Central Rhodesia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Rt Hon Luca - Conservative Party with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 7.636 billion South-Central Rhodesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 33.7%.

The frighteningly efficient South-Central Rhodesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,985 trillion Rhodesian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 259,956 Rhodesian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. South-Central Rhodesia's national animal is the Foxy Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglican - Church of England.

South-Central Rhodesia is ranked 120,646^th in the world and 123^rd in Lands End for Most Income Equality, scoring 31.68 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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