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The Taylor Swift Fan of Jermeny

“Death by a Thousand Cuts”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good		 Economy:
Powerhouse		 Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Taylor Swift Fan of Jermeny is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King Kong with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.367 billion Jermenyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 2.5%.

The powerhouse Jermenyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,570 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 95,944 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and skateboarding is the only legal way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jermeny's national animal is the Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bananaism.

Jermeny is ranked 44,474th in the world and 193rd in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,074.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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1%Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 497thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,402ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,170thTop
5%Highest Crime Rates: 3,804thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,172ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,199thMost Secular: 5,480thMost Avoided: 6,327thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,543rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,210thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,616thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,215thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,474thTop
10%Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,971stMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,170thHighest Economic Output: 22,436thLargest Populations: 25,398thMost Armed: 29,084thTop
1%Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionTop
5%Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionMost Avoided: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 52nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Armed: 70th in the regionTop
10%Largest Retail Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Black Market: 83rd in the regionLargest Populations: 86th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 91st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 138th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » PhDre, JayDee II, Le Libertia, Darkening Empire, Sanjurika, Treir, Sincluda, Smadreades, and Primorye Oblast.