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The Lavender Land of Le Libertia

“High hopes, bright ideas, and open minds.”

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The Lavender Land of Le Libertia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Henri Complaire with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.828 billion Libertians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesaule. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Le Libertian economy, worth a remarkable 5,090 trillion fleur-de-lis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 270,347 fleur-de-lis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime is totally unknown. Le Libertia's national animal is the giant tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Le Libertia is ranked 280,475^th in the world and 1,168^th in Europeia for Most Primitive, scoring -426.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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