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The Conked Out Koalas of Sanjurika

“Freedom and Compassion”

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The Conked Out Koalas of Sanjurika is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kommander Koala with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.599 billion Sanjurikans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sileijad. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanjurikan economy, worth a remarkable 2,485 trillion Plieris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,255 Plieris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise. Crime is totally unknown. Sanjurika's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crosnia.

Sanjurika is ranked 3,331^st in the world and 51^st in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 152.2 quips per hour.

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