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The Sovereign Orbital Vessel of Cretanja

“Gravity is not as indiscriminate as people often think.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Sovereign Orbital Vessel of Cretanja is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Rosnja Sensata with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 17.853 billion Cretanjans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cretanja. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cretanjan economy, worth a remarkable 2,073 trillion Cretnotes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 116,121 Cretnotes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, all guns must be registered, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cretanja's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sensata Reverence.

Cretanja is ranked 83,415th in the world and 3,285th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,589.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 743rdMost Secular: 2,090thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,412thMost Influential: 3,818thBest Weather: 4,486thHealthiest Citizens: 6,227thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,782ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,949thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,286thMost Inclusive: 7,898thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,093rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,635thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,502ndSmartest Citizens: 10,577thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,999thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,351stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,533rdHighest Food Quality: 11,573rdMost Authoritarian: 11,866thNicest Citizens: 14,911thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,513thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,602ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,630thLargest Governments: 19,218thMost Pacifist: 20,736thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,432ndLargest Populations: 22,508thLowest Crime Rates: 22,666thMost Income Equality: 29,595th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 91st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 229th in the regionBest Weather: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 356th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 371st in the regionMost Stationary: 381st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 401st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 413th in the regionMost Inclusive: 425th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 448th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 455th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 488th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 501st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 561st in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 593rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 594th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 628th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 657th in the regionLargest Populations: 740th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 776th in the regionNicest Citizens: 783rd in the regionLargest Governments: 789th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 870th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 900th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 921st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,005th in the region

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