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The Armed Republic of Borkmaster |
“Nice to meet you, unless you're here to make me work.”
| Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 天月-あまつき- with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.721 billion Borkmasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,702 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 315,916 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, museums offer moralization or your money back, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and one can wake up in Borkmaster and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Borkmaster is ranked 137,883rd in the world and 5,174th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 706.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Borkmaster was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Borkmaster, one can wake up in Borkmaster and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in
Borkmaster, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Following new legislation in
Borkmaster, museums offer moralization or your money back.
- : Following new legislation in
Borkmaster, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
- : Following new legislation in
Borkmaster, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Following new legislation in
Borkmaster, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs.
- : Following new legislation in
Borkmaster, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in
Borkmaster, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted.
- : Following new legislation in
Borkmaster, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
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