Spotlight on:
The Principality of Bozoaria |
“No good deed goes unpunished”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Principality of Bozoaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chief cook and bottle washer with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, disturbing lack of elderly people, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.105 billion Bozoarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Bozoarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,774 trillion Bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 249,916 Bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People talk about things being better when men were men, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bozoaria's national animal is the Puffer Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sociopaths.
Bozoaria is ranked 51,444th in the world and 507th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 871.1746507812 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bozoaria, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
- : Following new legislation in Bozoaria, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Bozoaria, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
- : Following new legislation in Bozoaria, people talk about things being better when men were men.
- : Following new legislation in Bozoaria, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
- : Following new legislation in Bozoaria, the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds.
- : Following new legislation in Bozoaria, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
- : Following new legislation in Bozoaria, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
- : Following new legislation in Bozoaria, the government is encouraging violence on television.
- : Following new legislation in Bozoaria, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Bozoarian language.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » Tethys 13, Elthalion, Dragonian Alliance, Arkadia Universalis, Admin D, Dannyria, Cretanja, 6s9s2k3k, Holmica, and Jamil Federations.