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The Jingoistic states of Jonairadsylva |
“We came, we saw, we slept.”
| Category: Autocratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
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Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Jingoistic states of Jonairadsylva is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.201 billion Jonairadsylvans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jonairadsylvan economy, worth a remarkable 2,281 trillion Jonairas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,942 Jonairas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Jonairadsylvan lands, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonairadsylva's national animal is the Cockatoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jonairadsylva is ranked 6,746th in the world and 345th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 92.95 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Jonairadsylva, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
- : Following new legislation in
Jonairadsylva, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
- : Following new legislation in
Jonairadsylva, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Jonairadsylvan lands.
- : Following new legislation in
Jonairadsylva, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
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Jonairadsylva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in
Jonairadsylva, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands.
- : Following new legislation in
Jonairadsylva, daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite.
- : Following new legislation in
Jonairadsylva, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
- : Following new legislation in
Jonairadsylva, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight.
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Jonairadsylva was endorsed by
The Republican Union of Euclesia.
World Assembly
Tethys 13,
Arkadia Universalis,
Dragonian Alliance,
Elthalion,
Cretanja,
Aviace,
Yoiiatin,
New land of Cats,
Here-We-Go,
Rigels Light,
Federation of the Resentine Kingdom,
The Azalea Princess,
Saq,
Guhrayen,
Saharan Sappho, and
Euclesia.














































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