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The Socialist space empire of New land of cats

“expansion is necesary”

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The Socialist space empire of New land of cats is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The head council with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.506 billion rezidents are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of administrative complex-97. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient rezidezidential economy, worth 677 trillion work credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,426 work credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rezidezidential police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, survivors of attempted maternal infanticide are sentenced to live with their mothers forever, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New land of cats's national animal is the nano-175, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is exponensialism.

New land of cats is ranked 29,782^nd in the world and 1,748^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 72.71 kickbacks per hour.

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