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The Holy Labor Directorate of Tisteklia

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The Holy Labor Directorate of Tisteklia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Director-General Grimm with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.419 billion Tradies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centralex. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Trade economy, worth 403 trillion Arbités a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,095 Arbités, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos, glamping Tradies won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and hay has been added to school cafeteria menus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tisteklia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tisteklia is ranked 294,366^th in the world and 703^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Fattest Citizens, with 5.29 Obesity Rate.

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