The Leftist Assembly World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Cannibal Tribe of AnPrimus	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“monkey noises”
2.	The Putrid Corporate Paradise of Isle of Pigs	Corporate Police State	“Greed is Good”
3.	The Whatever's Left of Sincadenas	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Send help, NationStates”
4.	The Imperialist Paradise of Stagna	Capitalist Paradise	“The only public thing here is your mom”
5.	The People's Democratic Republic of A Guy from Some Place	Democratic Socialists	“Proletarians of the world, unite!”
6.	The Dominion of Papa Nurgles Embrace	Father Knows Best State	“All must end. Death is a part of Life.”
7.	The Rogue Nation of Carastoro	Civil Rights Lovefest	“There is no order.”
8.	The Colony of Silly Liberals	Corporate Police State	“Not in OUR backyard.”
9.	The Zarathustran Cult of Immaculate Perception	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Ede verpam.”
10.	The Armed Republic of CNT-NFA	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Run for your life”

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