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The Red and Black Union of Egaleca |
“Equality for all!”
| Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
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Location: The Leftist Assembly |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Red and Black Union of Egaleca is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Tucker Carlson's left nut with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.145 billion Egalecans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Four Seasons Total Landscaping. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Egalecan economy, worth 941 trillion government-mandated estrogen pills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 77,495 government-mandated estrogen pills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Four Seasons Total Landscaping Film Festival recently voted 'Egalecan Getting Hit By Football' as best film, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Egaleca's national animal is the next victim of Kash Patel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is gender pronouns.
Egaleca is ranked 51,801st in the world and 226th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Developed, scoring 76.93 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Egaleca, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in
Egaleca, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Following new legislation in
Egaleca, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
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Egaleca changed its national animal to "next victim of Kash Patel".
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Egaleca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured and Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in
Egaleca, the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Film Festival recently voted 'Egalecan Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
- : Following new legislation in
Egaleca, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment.
- : Following new legislation in
Egaleca, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
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Egaleca changed its national animal to "green M'n'M".
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Egaleca changed its national animal to "green M and M", its capital to "Four Seasons Total Landscaping", its currency to "government-mandated estrogen pill", its faith to "gender pronouns", and its leader to "Tucker Carlson's left nut".
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