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The Boneless Pizza of Arbonium

“I got limited minutes bruh.”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Boneless Pizza of Arbonium is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Baku with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.449 billion Lil Broomsticks live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lil Broomstick economy, worth a remarkable 1,248 trillion Breads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 167,551 Breads, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 617,021 per year while the poor average 32,139, a ratio of 19.2 to 1.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, and politicians tack on a service charge for assisting with casework. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arbonium's national animal is the Yeezy, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Arbonium is ranked 211,049th in the world and 233rd in Capitalist Paradise for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.39 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Rudest Citizens: 1,235thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,415thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,921stTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,628thLargest Retail Industry: 2,957thMost Influential: 3,326thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,423rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,840thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,440thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,875thSmartest Citizens: 9,094thMost Efficient Economies: 9,568thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,010thMost Developed: 10,626thHighest Average Incomes: 10,749thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,260thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,357thMost Cultured: 13,548thHighest Economic Output: 14,322ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,945thMost Secular: 14,946thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,774thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,509thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,826thLargest Governments: 17,019thMost Pro-Market: 20,255thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,767thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,933rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,061stMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,341stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,595thMost Stationary: 23,900thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,944th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 23 » Edgemaster, Zenzibar, Snorlaxia, UNDelegate, Poopsancagizal, Octal, Aelhaeran, Hellbardia, Republica JIM, Scientia Major, Sheepcote, Prussia of Polska, Christopolous, Viperreich, Neo Jewsalem, The Fyre Phoenix, Luciferio, Kaputer, Otoro, Egoistic Markets, Kaljutistan, Aguirre-Milani, and Pavonesia.