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The Boneless Pizza of Arbonium

“I got limited minutes bruh.”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Boneless Pizza of Arbonium is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Baku with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.851 billion Lil Broomsticks live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Store. The average income tax rate is 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lil Broomstick economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Breads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 161,578 Breads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Gift baskets often contain working nukes, brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports, it's hunting season on loan sharks, and the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arbonium's national animal is the Yeezy, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Arbonium is ranked 50,757th in the world and 139th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,464.02 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 1,410thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,583rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,788thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,822ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,842ndMost Influential: 3,166thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,905thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,447thSmartest Citizens: 9,321stMost Developed: 9,374thMost Efficient Economies: 9,694thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,278thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,376thHighest Average Incomes: 11,896thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,235thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,504thMost Cultured: 13,673rdHighest Economic Output: 14,393rdMost Secular: 15,091stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,133rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,428thLargest Governments: 17,068thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,819thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,985thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,223rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,302ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,389thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,130thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,404thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,516thMost Stationary: 22,540thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,907th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 22 » Edgemaster, Zenzibar, Snorlaxia, UNDelegate, Poopsancagizal, Octal, Aelhaeran, Hellbardia, Republica JIM, Scientia Major, Sheepcote, Prussia of Polska, Viperreich, Neo Jewsalem, The Fyre Phoenix, Luciferio, Kaputer, Otoro, Egoistic Markets, Pavonesia, Squirm Worm, and Bel Cairo.