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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Yeniseisk

“Today, the people aren't alone!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Yeniseisk is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.164 billion Yeniseiskians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnoyarsk. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeniseiskian economy, worth 324 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 149,863 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Yeniseisk, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeniseisk's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Yeniseisk is ranked 3,504th in the world and 69th in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 22.94 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Secular: 1,386thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,951stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,905thMost Influential: 2,911thLowest Crime Rates: 3,152ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,234thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,307thBest Weather: 3,401stHealthiest Citizens: 3,504thMost Inclusive: 3,577thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,284thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,614thLargest Governments: 4,820thNicest Citizens: 4,866thMost Developed: 4,899thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,329thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,987thMost Pacifist: 6,063rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,132ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,356thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,799thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,710thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,825thHighest Food Quality: 8,578thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,977thSmartest Citizens: 9,078thMost Authoritarian: 9,764thMost Income Equality: 9,808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,458thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,852ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,610thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,381stHighest Average Incomes: 15,306thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,115thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,124thMost Patriotic: 20,125thSafest: 22,974thMost Efficient Economies: 24,290th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 52nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 54th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 56th in the regionBest Weather: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 63rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 86th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 93rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 96th in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionMost Influential: 99th in the regionMost Developed: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 110th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 110th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 121st in the regionNicest Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 136th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 138th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 140th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Pacifist: 159th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 171st in the regionMost Extreme: 175th in the region

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