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The Empire of The Windmilluminati |
“Do you want an apple?”
| Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.535 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,867 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,732 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, the Windmilluminati Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
The Windmilluminati is ranked 27,302nd in the world and 818th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,009.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by
The Rogue Nation of Wandering To Nowhere ll.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the Windmilluminati Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : The Windmilluminati voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : The Windmilluminati voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 322 » 
Siwale, 
Pallaith, 
Shibutani, 
Wilkshire, 
Ethnon, 
Great Bights Mum, 
Kwaj, 
Koda-Land, 
Corfad, 
The Rhein States, 
Malta Comino Gozo, 
PlanetPunk, 
Azzarel, 
Chukstik Illahi, 
Cinnibar, 
Vincone Cae, 
Omnistria, 
Antiyard, 
Felpolandia, 
North Bratislava, 
Cloydicia, 
Prydania, 
Necromonia, 
Former English Colony, 
Neo Colorado, 
Srpski Novo Zelandjani, 
Sil Dorsett, 
The Iron Lions, 
Wineclaw, 
Karazan, 
Frances Francis the First of France, 
Lemonbiscuits, 
Panama Coalition, 
Dreadton, 
Unsophisticate, 
Dicko, 
Phoronu, 
Pavlikstan, 
Pleroma Sans Romans, 
Vexilia, 
Old Emporia, 
United States of Medford, 
Soviet Terran, 
Pasargad, 
Empy, 
Xentherida, 
Yukti, 
Ninjak30, 
Maott, 
The Austro Germanic Union, and 272 others.
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