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The Republic of Neo Cheese Empire

“Building a Dairy Dynasty One Cheese Wheel at a Time”

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The Republic of Neo Cheese Empire is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Wabido with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.054 billion Neo Cheese Empireans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheeseville. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Cheese Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion Cheeses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,809 Cheeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, sex changes are routinely performed at Neo Cheese Empire's hospitals, Neo Cheese Empire successfully hosted the The North Pacific Olympics, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Cheese Empire's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo Cheese Empire is ranked 18,304^th in the world and 717^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.13 law-abiding acts per hour.

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