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The Caius of United States of Dictators

“Aonaichte tha sinn a’ seasamh, aonaichte tha sinn a’ fa”

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The Caius of United States of Dictators is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Hikemet Dinc with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.987 billion Dictatorsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilmington. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United States of Dictatorsian economy, worth 790 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,462 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United States of Dictators's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

United States of Dictators is ranked 66,770^th in the world and 1,958^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.68 law-abiding acts per hour.

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