The Labyrinth

WA Delegate: The AAAAAAAAAAA of Hammer Britannia (elected )

Founder: The Third of His Name of King Minos

Last WA Update:

Most Nations: 322nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 323rd Most Influential: 969th+2
Largest Black Market: 1,080th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,976th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to The Labyrinth!
Est. November 7, 2014

"A labyrinth has only one path and you merely have to follow it.
It’s a symbol of life or, rather, of life and death."

What can you do in The Labyrinth?
Anything you want! The Labyrinth is a place where YOU can decide your own future!

Please endorse WA Delegate Hammer Britannia and Vice Delegate Greater Victora!
Next Elections: 13-15 December 2019!
Learn how to register to vote here!

Join our Discord Server Linkhere!
Check out and claim land on our regional map here!
Current Endorsement Cap: 3
Regions interested in establishing embassies should telegram Hammer Britannia!

Embassies: Hellenic Civilization, The Embassy, Union of Free Nations, 21st Century Rome, Eastern Roman Empire, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, The NewsStand, Regionless, Elparia, Canterbury, The Alterran Republic, Portugal, The Bar on the corner of every region, SECFanatics, Labyrinth, The Maze, and 8 others.Lardyland, The United Ascendancy, Zentari, Yuktobanian Treaty Organization, Montrandecs Neighbours, Balugata, Northern Ocean, and Bharat.

Tags: Democratic, Independent, Map, Medium, Monarchist, Regional Government, Silly, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Labyrinth contains 45 nations, the 322nd most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Most Corrupt Governments in The Labyrinth

World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

As a region, The Labyrinth is ranked 1,976th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Empire of Portugal Is GreatCorporate Police State“Portugal cannot into great”
2.The Imperium of CinaptnodIron Fist Consumerists“I have a bad feeling about this!”
3.The Empire of GocuCapitalizt“Be the best you can be.”
4.The AAAAAAAAAAA of Hammer BritanniaIron Fist Consumerists“Clowns are dumb”
5.The Ban Hammer of Chus KrutheInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Free Market Capitalism builds nations”
6.The Kasmaxia of ShavorniaIron Fist Consumerists“Snlorb gnufuudmin Blisnaf!”
7.The Inclusive disjunction of ORFather Knows Best State“Choose Or!”
8.The Blong of BleegIron Fist Consumerists“BLEEGLE BLARGLE”
9.The Queendom of CalapsiaMother Knows Best State“Collectively, we cultivate.”
10.The Imperial Domain of HittishaFather Knows Best State“Under the Light of Nova, We Thrive!”

Regional Happenings


The Labyrinth Regional Message Board

Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.

The Democracy of Merni

Ashtie wrote:This is why we ousted you

no u

The Queendom of Ashtie

Merni wrote:no u

Run for WA delegate again

The Imperial Empire of Portugal Is Great

Ashtie wrote:Run for WA delegate again

no me

The Queendom of Ashtie

Portugal Is Great wrote:no me


via The NewsStand

The Corporation of The NewsStand

The Con is On! UCR Con returns for 22 - 25 November. Book your stall now. Watch this thread for entry instructions.

Read all about it!
- Second Triumvirate in the U.C.E.O.T.W. Times
- Airspace issues in the Force Flyer
- The sky is the llama in the Levellers Chronicle
- Lasagne wrapped up in The Times
- Something for the weekend from NS Today:
- Get your Daily Line and place a sports bet

Christmas is coming! Get involved in the preparations.
Raptastical Sly Sessions with NS Musix Studio
Showdown! Vote in Planet X's Versus Series
🎲🎲 Craps 🎲🎲 at the Sands

The Third of His Name of King Minos

Ashtie wrote:Oo


The Interstellar Empire of Greater Victora

King Minos wrote:oeOeo


The Queendom of Ashtie

'Last week, your aides scheduled a meeting between you and a renowned former statesman of Ashtie. Unfortunately, due to his long-standing battle with Alzheimer’s disease, the meeting left something to be desired, bringing the once-forgotten issue of dementia treatment in Ashtie back into the spotlight.

“Y’know, there’s another solution to this problem,” whispers your ever-present Minister for Creative Solutions, sharpening a straight razor on a whetstone. “These people aren’t contributing to our economy, so why don’t we make a few government cuts, if you know what I mean.” He waves the blade menacingly.'


The Baby Eaters of Vavax

Today you’ve had a full schedule: meeting lobbyists who want you to name lunch the most important meal of the day, handshaking and congratulating Vavax’s gold-medal-winning Rancorball team, and fielding surprisingly piercing questions from a classroom of carefully selected ten-year-olds. It’s been hard for you to attend to the business of state, much less find any time for yourself. It occurs to you that having a deputy leader to help handle the workload might not be such a bad idea.

“We don’t really need a deputy leader, do we?” muses dedicated method actor Alex Miranda, who boasts an eerie resemblance to you. “Whenever you need to take a break, I’ll go argue about banks or mourn at generals’ funerals.” Miranda adjusts a duelling cane and a pair of glasses. “I think I’ve got your accent down, too! I have not seen convincing evidence that Canada exists!”

For the first time in my life, I am truly proud of my people.

The Queendom of Ashtie

Forum Reform Act

I. Overview
a. Move all regional map affairs to the main region page.
b. Any further discussion that would be classified under the Constitutional Convention section shall take place on the RMB instead.
c. Any further discussion that would be classified under the General Discussion section shall take place on the RMB instead.

II. Artistic Affairs
a. All regional map affairs in the future shall take place on the main page of The Labyrinth.
b. Create a new secretary position that shall manage the artistic and aesthetic affairs of the region.
c. The official title of this office shall be “Secretary of Cultural Affairs”
d. The Secretary of Cultural Affairs shall have command over the enhancement and maintenance of the regional map.

III. Government
a. Discontinues the constitution proposed by Vavax.
b. Declares that all discussion that includes the citizens of The Labyrinth and pertains to the government of the region shall be sponsored to take place on the RMB.

IV. General Discussion
a. Merni will just have to live with discussion about US stuff on the RMB.
b. Everyone will just have to live with our random message chains.

Read dispatch

"Merni will just have to live with discussion about US stuff on the RMB."

Some things don't change

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