Desert

Xagia Empire wrote:

Hey Hey

hello

As a train pulls into the Desert train station, an announcement is made.
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*Now arriving at Desert station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor FRE Train Conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*

When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, ''Congrats on being featured.''

The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the Desert station to the next station.

Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on):

Coach Class (Dead Region)

sand
strewn thinly above the surface
the sun blazing over the high mountains
the rivers evaporating
the salt being left behind
and when everything rots away
you still have sand to eat!!1111

Happy feature day!

FA flight 935 has landed at Desert International airport! The local time is 5:09 PM. We will be here till we depart for the next featured region. Happy featuredness!

Belerus wrote:

Brains.

Truth

Congratulations on being featured!!

In the deserts of Africa lies creatures you may only see in photos like-
*grrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs*
They have come to you with a message to tell you the painted dogs say
*congrats on becoming the featured region of the day Desert*
What some meat 🍖?

A huge shape appears on the horizon, glowing faintly. It slowly gets closer and closer until it is hovering above today's featured region, desert.
Suddenly, a flurry of small aircraft descends on desert, bringing goods to trade from the many places that The wad has visited.
They also bring a gift for Death Valleyz, a giant eraser with the words "Congrats on becoming a featured region and remember, avoid having small pieces of eraser shavings."
Later in the day, The Wad departs, headed to The Six Counties of Ulster to further trade goods. On behalf of Waddy Mac Waddface, until we meet again!

Featured painted dog wrote:

In the deserts of Africa lies creatures you may only see in photos like-
*grrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs*
They have come to you with a message to tell you the painted dogs say
*congrats on becoming the featured region of the day Desert*
What some meat 🍖?

you can call this africa if you so shall but be reminded that the desert is everywhere
and you will have to eat sand and cactus

if you are lucky, then you get salt.