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“Well, Bite My Biscuits!”

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The Featured Wimpy Kid 11 Stall of Bite My Biscuits is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.253 billion Greg Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Surrey St Stall Featured Corp. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Biscuitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion Biscuit Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,368 Biscuit Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Rural teens have learned how to send emojis in Morse code, outdoor parties in Upper Surrey St Stall Featured Corp are all the rave, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bite My Biscuits's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bite My Biscuits is ranked 11,167^th in the world and 1^st in Cataclyst Order for Highest Poor Incomes, with 119,139.03 Standard Monetary Units.