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The Grand Duchy of Bite My Biscuits

“Well, Bite My Biscuits!”

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The Grand Duchy of Bite My Biscuits is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 479 million Greg Citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Surrey Stall Featured Corporation. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.3%.

The all-consuming Biscuitsian economy, worth 36.6 trillion Biscuit Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,368 Biscuit Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,347 per year while the poor average 10,765, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, Biscuitsian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bite My Biscuits's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bite My Biscuits is ranked 287,863^rd in the world and 27^th in Westminster for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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