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The Principality of Pichtonia

“Drink together, lead together!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Squire


The Principality of Pichtonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Me with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.486 billion Pichtos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pridetown. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pichto economy, worth 580 trillion Peanuts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 43,011 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pichtonia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Brewdaism.

Pichtonia is ranked 68,113th in the world and 185th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 411.78238923688 days.

Most Influential: 2,071stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 16,880thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,611thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,577thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,050thLargest Populations: 23,285thMost Inclusive: 25,379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,784th
Largest Populations: 97th in the region

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