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Largest Black Market: 909th Most Nations: 1,214th Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,015th+8
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,175th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,222nd Smartest Citizens: 2,319th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,377th Most Cultured: 2,596th Highest Economic Output: 3,147th Highest Poor Incomes: 3,188th Most Corrupt Governments: 3,276th
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Your name is HOMESTUCK. As was previously mentioned, today is your BIRTHDAY. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for OBSCURE REFERENCES. You like to make jokes but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a particular fondness for a CERTAIN WEBCOMIC, and are an aspiring RULER OF NATIONS.

What will you do?
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Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, Avadam Inn, Turkic Union, Archdymia, The Great Universe, Yarnia, Gypsy Lands, Union of Nationalists, Hollow Point, Fredonia, Regionless, Sea, Guinea Kiribati, The Illuminati, The Embassy, United States of America, and 13 others.Mitteleuropa, Raxulan Empire, Pecan Sandies, Paradox Space, Wallachia, Arconian Empire, Metrop0litan Union, Ice Cream Haven, Cypress Cove, Penguin Land, Gospels, The new region, and Alternia.

Tags: Anime, Casual, Fandom, Featured, Medium, Serious, Silly, Snarky, Sports, and Video Game.

Homestuck contains 15 nations, the 1,214th most in the world.

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The Fattest Citizens in Homestuck

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Homestuck is ranked 4,149th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Leg-endary Realm of Mettaton-EXFather Knows Best State“OHHH YES”
2.The Mansion of Doc ScratchIron Fist Socialists“I am an excellent host.”
3.The Queendom of HomestuckBenevolent Dictatorship“I warned you about stairs, bro! I told you, dog!”
4.The Lord of Time of LORD ENGLISHCorporate Police State“HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?”
5.The Rogue Nation of Magical Girl Raising ProjectInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
6.The Republic of Roxy LalondeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I LUV wizzerds.”
7.The Empire of TimaeusTestifiedFather Knows Best State“Irony is the ultimate armor”
8.The Garden Gnostic of Jade HarleyNew York Times Democracy“There is still something worth fighting for!”
9.The Dictatorship of The Irken Armada of ZIMIron Fist Consumerists“OBEY THE FIST!”
10.The Turntech Godhead of Dave StriderPsychotic Dictatorship“KICK IT BARACK”
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Homestuck Regional Message Board

Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.

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Ham steak

LORD ENGLISH wrote:I DON'T THINK ANY OF US WERE PAYING ATTENTION FOR 11/11. OOPS.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF THEIR DECISION TO BRING BACK THE HOMESTUCK WEBSITE AND INCREMENTALLY UPD8 IT?
I WONDER IF THERE WILL BE ANYTHING SPECIAL AT THE END. PERHAPS EVEN... PHANTASTIC.

hope so!!!! ::3 i'm caught up with the updates though so i can only reread ::/

The Mansion of Doc Scratch

huh, they're doing stuff, interesting.

I have this nagging feeling that Homestuck as we once knew it is dead. The first indication is on that blog post that says "September 11th, one of, if not the most iconic and notable dates in Homestuck history." Things are now being run by a social media manager, because what the hell happened on September 11th? I mean in Homestuck? :V

With that said, they've got the right idea if they can actually get a critical mass of readers all over again - part of the whole Homestuck experience was the update wait.

The question is whether they'd get the cadence right though - part of that wait and the excitement was not knowing if that update was coming at midnight or 3am or 9pm or whenever or if there was going to be 1 update or 10 updates at a time or how many updates per day. Or if there'd even be an update that day. Or week. Or year. Something tells me that they're not going to be re-enacting the gigapause :p

Finding a way to get Flash working is great for it, since the interactive bits were always fun and again, were part of the experience. But at the same time, I wonder if it'll hit the same with today's "younger" crowd. Like, "omg young people don't have attention spans anymore" is obviously a meme, but there has been a trend since the 2010's of content in general being shorter and shorter. Tiktoks, Youtube shorts, etc.

Cimpl, LORD ENGLISH, and Ham steak

The Lord of Time of LORD ENGLISH

MERRY CHRISTMAS.
THERE IS NO USE TRYING TO OUTRUN SANTA. YOUR PRESENTS ARE ALREADY UNDER THE TREE.

Doc Scratch, Cimpl, and Ham steak

The Lord of Time of LORD ENGLISH

YOUR SERVER IS ALREADY BREACHED.

The Mansion of Doc Scratch

hm. One of those days, I see.

The Lord of Time of LORD ENGLISH

TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY...
...12 MORE DAYS UNTIL DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5.

The Dictatorship of The Irken Armada of ZIM

LORD ENGLISH wrote:TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY...
...12 MORE DAYS UNTIL DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5.

YES! This "Deltarune" will be sure to please the Almighty Tallest ZIM! As they say on this internet... DELTARUNE TOMORROW!

ZIM signing off!

-"OBEY THE FIST!"

The Mansion of Doc Scratch

You know, I swear I didn't get that inactivity e-mail... grumble

The Queendom of Homestuck


The Empire of TimaeusTestified

John Homestuck.

Homestuck wrote:Hello, Homestuck. It's me, Homestuck.

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