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The Empire of TimaeusTestified is a mid-sized, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 62 million TimaeusTestifiedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 8.3%.

The strong TimaeusTestifiedian economy, worth 4.26 trillion The Boonbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 68,700 The Boonbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Food imports have skyrocketed after the recent 'Forage for Food' program severely backfired, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, Leader's new android secretary is the latest media darling, and nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. TimaeusTestified's national animal is the The Mechanical Horse.

TimaeusTestified is ranked 89,574^th in the world and 8^th in Homestuck for Highest Poor Incomes, with 34,008.26 Standard Monetary Units.