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The Colony of Zambolo |
“Friendship”
| Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
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Location: Africa |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Colony of Zambolo is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 376 million Zambolans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Carnival. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.
The Zambolan economy, worth 20.9 trillion gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,495 gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime is well under control. Zambolo's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Zambolo is ranked 8,053rd in the world and 7th in Africa for Fattest Citizens, with 19.67 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Zambolo, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
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Zambolo was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Following new legislation in
Zambolo, the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication.
- : Following new legislation in
Zambolo, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
- : Following new legislation in
Zambolo, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
- : Following new legislation in
Zambolo, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
- : Following new legislation in
Zambolo, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
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Zambolo changed its national capital to "Dark Carnival".
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Zambolo changed its national capital to "Carnival".
- : Following new legislation in
Zambolo, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Zambolo's new capital.
















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