The Fattest Citizens in Africa
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Africa is ranked 12,338th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Edgetown | Capitalist Paradise | “ARE YOU RECORDING BRO” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Zoowanatou | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Zoowanatou Forever” | |
| 3. |  The Sheikhdom of Trarza | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Allah’s Chosen” | |
| 4. |  The Smuggest Armed Republic of Siaral | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Homeland and Independence” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Mabanmanga | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Mabanmanga Forever” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Mbangawi | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Baraka Ufalme Cha” | |
| 7. |  The Zulu Queendom of Queen Silomo | Anarchy | “Ngizokushaya Wena” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Keystoneville | Capitalist Paradise | “Fatherland,Work,Liberty” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of Saint Thomas and Prince | Anarchy | “Unity, Discipline, Labour” | |
| 10. |  The Most Serene Republic of Great Guiana | Corporate Bordello | “Bless the rivers for they are the veins of life.” |
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