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The 🅱️👉🫠😐🤷♂️✔️👈😋🅱️💥🪑 of Zalann

“Teh waht”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Wintreath

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

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The 🅱️👉🫠😐🤷♂️✔️👈😋🅱️💥🪑 of Zalann is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Me when I first saw my classification with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 4.202 billion Zalannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akirb. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zalannian economy, worth 690 trillion Mini Mints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 164,329 Mini Mints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Me when I first saw my classification to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zalann's national animal is the Mini Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amperism.

Zalann is ranked 152,336th in the world and 103rd in Wintreath for Largest Populations, with 4.20 billion capita.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 639thMost Influential: 1,885thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,499thSafest: 3,939thMost Pacifist: 5,123rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,713thMost Accessible: 7,840thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,056thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,513thMost Developed: 8,832ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,964thMost Inclusive: 9,158thSmartest Citizens: 9,193rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,216thNicest Citizens: 9,598thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,600thMost Secular: 9,677thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,778thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,167thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,078thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,935thHealthiest Citizens: 12,195thHighest Food Quality: 12,263rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,692ndLargest Retail Industry: 15,445thTop
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Best Weather: 17,727thLowest Crime Rates: 19,291stMost Beautiful Environments: 19,585thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,995thHighest Average Incomes: 20,192ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,596thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,488thLargest Governments: 23,807thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,866thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,878th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the region

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