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The Hilarious Autonomic Mayhem of Winquila

“Tyranny by minorities”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Catholic

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Hilarious Autonomic Mayhem of Winquila is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Our Most Beloved and Enlightened Master with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 33.646 billion Winquilans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Winquilan economy, worth a remarkable 5,273 trillion Maravedis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 156,741 Maravedis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Winquila's national animal is the Ivelina, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Dystopian Rite of Free Winquilanism.

Winquila is ranked 143,196th in the world and 48th in Catholic for Most Stationary, with 190.09132278592 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,598thLargest Mining Sector: 1,705thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,849thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,599thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,663rdMost Armed: 2,892ndTop
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Largest Populations: 2,998thHighest Crime Rates: 3,007thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,040thHighest Economic Output: 3,047thRudest Citizens: 3,154thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,306thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,378thLargest Retail Industry: 5,291stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,766thMost Cultured: 10,540thMost Devout: 10,717thFattest Citizens: 10,746thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,016thLargest Black Market: 14,641stTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 17,019thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,460thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,680thSmartest Citizens: 19,143rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,807thMost Efficient Economies: 23,383rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,513thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,325thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,164thHighest Food Quality: 27,312th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the region

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