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The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa

“Ut Deum invoco: Hominus victus est in medium.”

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The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prezydent Iga Świątek with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.494 billion Nowa Europeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth a remarkable 4,816 trillion banknotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,932 banknotes, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, and insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways. Crime is relatively low. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nowa Europa is ranked 3,277^th in the world and 88^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 238.98 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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