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The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan |
“Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua!”
| Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Some |
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Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 26.443 billion Caliwogs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Cali economy, worth a remarkable 2,732 trillion Takoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,354 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Most towns have their Da Big Kahuna High School located on Da Big Kahuna Street, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.
Calistan is ranked 261,587th in the world and 4,713th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.72 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Calistan was endorsed by 
The Gold Federal Districts of Rotenaplistan.
- : Calistan was endorsed by
The Protectorate of New Maxta.
- : Calistan was endorsed by
The Rogue Nation of Corthsri.
- : Following new legislation in Calistan, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
- : Following new legislation in Calistan, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Calistan endorsed
The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Calistan endorsed
The Suspicion of Dundea Loea.
- : Calistan endorsed
The People's Republic of 1 000 000 000.
- : Calistan endorsed
The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : Calistan endorsed
The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 222 » 
Aidenfieeld, 
Farengeto, 
Darakin, 
Kringalia, 
Hanguk-Nippon, 
Jehenna, 
The naked people, 
Tsunamy, 
Outer Utonixick Gollinican, 
The Solar System Scope, 
Ridehale, 
The Two Jerseys, 
Yellunstryer, 
Curlyhoward, 
Kiasu-ism, 
Cypheri, 
Nova Montron, 
Pax Dracon, 
Drystar, 
Theorin, 
Gymnostan, 
Walloonia, 
Madhonia, 
North Kanuckistan, 
Sanden, 
Nowa Europa, 
Ancient Slobovia, 
Noire Denholm, 
Rebel-topia, 
Drugged Monkeys, 
Sthalrim, 
Soem, 
Isokenzar, 
USNE2018, 
Abarri, 
Xandev, 
Land Without Shrimp, 
Wehraboos, 
Amerion, 
Mapico, 
Bleakfoot, 
PenguinPies, 
Bawkie, 
Fasire, 
Ebonhand, 
West Pastafaria, 
Ralphburg, 
Shefino, 
The Worst army of, 
Myness, and 172 others.
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