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The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot

“Outfangthief is Damgudthyng”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb		 Economy:
Frightening		 Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.765 billion Bleakfeet enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth a remarkable 1,768 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 181,090 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, Governor Laithwaite Canker's reputation is hard as nails, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 1,878th in the world and 50th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 286.25 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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1%Most World Assembly Endorsements: 308thMost Influential: 848thMost Pacifist: 885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 934thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,090thNicest Citizens: 1,097thBest Weather: 1,097thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,101stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,106thMost Inclusive: 1,303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,344thMost Developed: 1,422ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,466thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,531stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,578thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,655thHealthiest Citizens: 1,742ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,767thHighest Food Quality: 1,878thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,948thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,215thSafest: 2,325thLargest Governments: 2,777thTop
5%Lowest Crime Rates: 2,941stSmartest Citizens: 3,081stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,159thMost Secular: 4,410thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,778thMost Cultured: 5,978thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,842ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,706thMost Efficient Economies: 12,769thHighest Average Incomes: 13,709thTop
10%Highest Economic Output: 14,882ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,474thMost Income Equality: 17,743rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,407thMost Stationary: 20,329thTop
1%Most Pacifist: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionTop
5%Safest: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 85th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Secular: 114th in the regionMost Cultured: 149th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 173rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 218th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 224th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 236th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 256th in the regionTop
10%Most Stationary: 302nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 362nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 376th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 399th in the regionNudest: 404th in the regionLargest Populations: 460th in the region

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