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The Federal Republic of Prov

“La démocratie ne peut pas être corrompue.”

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The Federal Republic of Prov is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jane Bolsonaro with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.882 billion Provian Frenches have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyuчоловіків. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Provian economy, worth 468 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,644 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Euro battlesuits, and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prov's national animal is the Royal Bengal Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Prov is ranked 269,017^th in the world and 956^th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.53 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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