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The Holy Constitutional Monarchy of German Crusader State

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The Holy Constitutional Monarchy of German Crusader State is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Friedrich von Schmidt with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.652 billion Germans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landsberg. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Germanic economy, worth 837 trillion German Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,149 German Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Crusader State's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

German Crusader State is ranked 22,294^th in the world and 179^th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 92.67 kickbacks per hour.

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