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The Nuclear Entity of Enewetak

“Dorothea Lange”

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The Nuclear Entity of Enewetak is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 44.161 billion Enewetakeses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.6%.

The large but underdeveloped Enewetakian economy, worth 836 trillion neutrons a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 18,935 neutrons, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enewetak's national animal is the glow worm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Enewetak is ranked 103,480^th in the world and 1,411^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.46 law-abiding acts per hour.

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