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The Sublime Zsardom of Daulmark |
“Wir knien nicht.”
| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
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Location: Commonwealth of Sovereign States |
Regional Influence: Diplomat |
The Sublime Zsardom of Daulmark is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Zsar Johannes-Ottokar IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 13.751 billion Daulmarkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Öslitz. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Daulmarkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,967 trillion Kuras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 288,496 Kuras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, the Daulmarkian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, and art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daulmark's national animal is the Osprey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sancticism.
Daulmark is ranked 2,452nd in the world and 2nd in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,479.34 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Daulmark, art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat.
- : Following new legislation in
Daulmark, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
- : Following new legislation in
Daulmark, the Daulmarkian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
- :
Daulmark voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Disability Assistance Law ".
- : Following new legislation in
Daulmark, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
- : Following new legislation in
Daulmark, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
- : Following new legislation in
Daulmark, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in
Daulmark, neighboring nations are tired of Daulmark's big fish stories.
- : Following new legislation in
Daulmark, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
- : Following new legislation in
Daulmark, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
World Assembly
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Andoros,
Regna Loreau,
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Silver Imperial Utopia.










































































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