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The Sublime Zsardom of Daulmark

“Wir knien nicht.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Commonwealth of Sovereign States

Regional Influence: Diplomat

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The Sublime Zsardom of Daulmark is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Zsar Johannes-Ottokar IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 13.751 billion Daulmarkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Öslitz. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Daulmarkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,967 trillion Kuras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 288,496 Kuras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, the Daulmarkian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, and art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daulmark's national animal is the Osprey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sancticism.

Daulmark is ranked 2,452nd in the world and 2nd in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,479.34 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Patriotic: 118thLowest Crime Rates: 274thLargest Agricultural Sector: 307thMost Developed: 358thLongest Average Lifespans: 381stHealthiest Citizens: 398thHighest Average Tax Rates: 575thLargest Governments: 621stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 713thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 837thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 873rdBest Weather: 997thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,054thSmartest Citizens: 1,648thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,648thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,700thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,978thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,452ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,520thMost Influential: 2,551stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,901stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,595thHighest Average Incomes: 3,821stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,319thMost Authoritarian: 4,436thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,570thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,452ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,649thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,776thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,895thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,538thHighest Economic Output: 6,554thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,367thSafest: 8,558thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,106thMost Conservative: 11,412thHighest Food Quality: 12,082ndMost Secular: 14,611thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,668thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,158thLargest Mining Sector: 24,641stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,612thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,765thMost Extreme: 28,797thMost Accessible: 31,829th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Safest: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the region

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World Assembly

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Endorsements Received: 13 » Aeioux, MineLegotia and Equestria, Andoros, Regna Loreau, Bourgeoiss, The Yeetusa, Volpi Apostati, New England INC, Freielandia, Ridnez, Krynisza, Holy Land of Germania, and Silver Imperial Utopia.