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The Technocracy of Andoros is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.511 billion Andorosians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andorosian economy, worth a remarkable 5,135 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 353,895 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Andoros's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andoros is ranked 53,522^nd in the world and 76^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,520.98 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.