Spotlight on:
The United States of Freielandia |
“Strength Through Freedom”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: Commonwealth of Sovereign States |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The United States of Freielandia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 466 million Freielandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caesaria City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Freielandian economy, worth 58.3 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,119 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, going on a diet invalidates your passport, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Freielandia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Freielandia is ranked 4,189th in the world and 18th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Secular, with 98.61 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Freielandia, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
- : Following new legislation in Freielandia, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in Freielandia, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
- : Freielandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in Freielandia, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Freielandia, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments.
- : Following new legislation in Freielandia, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
- : Following new legislation in Freielandia, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise.
- : Following new legislation in Freielandia, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
- : Following new legislation in Freielandia, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 29 » The Castelian Federation, Department of WA Affairs, Albion United Kingdom, The Yeetusa, Fererland, Bourgeoiss, Mercanta, Shiya, Andoros, Terran Occult Coalition, Regna Loreau, Galactic Imperial Republic, Sparkvernia, Greater Isperia, Ekriba, Great Usonia, The Ruby Ranch Republic, Cerro dorato, Panthera Order, Volpi Apostati, Draznia, Hunem, Sagrea, Tertania, Vicotis Kor, Khanbaliq Mongolia, Corpala, American Pere Housh, and Imperiium.