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Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Presidential Candidate of The Yeetusa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Executive Committee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.382 billion Yeetusans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telmania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth 876 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 259,040 Yeetusan Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

All streets are privately owned toll roads, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and The Executive Committee is the self-declared God of all The Yeetusa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Imperial Senateism.

The Yeetusa is ranked 74,816th in the world and 107th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Populations, with 3.38 billion Capita.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 237thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 528thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 724thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 762ndMost Corrupt Governments: 787thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,159thMost Avoided: 1,177thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,714thMost Influential: 2,845thHighest Average Incomes: 3,187thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,582ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,402ndRudest Citizens: 4,561stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,569thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,143rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,958thNudest: 7,530thMost Efficient Economies: 8,228thLargest Governments: 8,878thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,446thTop
Most Secular: 12,053rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,495thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,238thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,529thHighest Economic Output: 21,555thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,784thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,785th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 59 » ShrewLlamaLand, Depackya, Medici Empire, Deman Kalan, Hellslayer, The Destroyers of Christianity, Feuraxia, New England INC, Fetra, Panthera Order, Valerox, Shiya, Impits Menouss, Marthuania, Consterius Reich, Aerilithia, Mousto Readia, The Dixie Confederate Union, Daulmark, Hunem, Jocospor, Galamancia, The Nat Trote Kure, Anomalokaris, New Sparta Ascendancy, Heardlandia, Andoros, East Turzikstan, American Pere Housh, Illuminant Bats, Sparkvernia, Cryptonnia, Eternal Iron, The land of certain death, Thorstonia, Complete and Utter Freedom, Tertania, Sllonsonnopia, Kinegiener, Ridnez, Laffertty, Systemic Corruption, Aryus Millitary Junta, Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs, New Destrucion, The Cotabazas, The Orcrest, Codeia, Imperio Lautiriano, Pleasehelpmestan, and 9 others.Zalkland, Apermania, Refarria, Peoples Republic Of Aristozka, Kelibrastan, Sakuras, Indus Raj, Cadestria, and Northumland.