The Presidential Candidate of The Yeetusa
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
Regional Influence: Vassal
The Presidential Candidate of The Yeetusa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Executive Committee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.382 billion Yeetusans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telmania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth 876 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 259,040 Yeetusan Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
All streets are privately owned toll roads, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and The Executive Committee is the self-declared God of all The Yeetusa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Imperial Senateism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Yeetusa was endorsed by The Principality of Northumland.
- : The Yeetusa was endorsed by The Kingdom of Cadestria.
- : The Yeetusa changed its national faith to "Imperial Senateism", its motto to "Vote IPP!", and its nation type to "Presidential Candidate".
- : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, The Executive Committee is the self-declared God of all The Yeetusa.
- : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
- : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
- : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
- : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, gambling is outlawed.
- : The Yeetusa was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
Endorsements Received: 59 » ShrewLlamaLand, Depackya, Medici Empire, Deman Kalan, Hellslayer, The Destroyers of Christianity, Feuraxia, New England INC, Fetra, Panthera Order, Valerox, Shiya, Impits Menouss, Marthuania, Consterius Reich, Aerilithia, Mousto Readia, The Dixie Confederate Union, Daulmark, Hunem, Jocospor, Galamancia, The Nat Trote Kure, Anomalokaris, New Sparta Ascendancy, Heardlandia, Andoros, East Turzikstan, American Pere Housh, Illuminant Bats, Sparkvernia, Cryptonnia, Eternal Iron, The land of certain death, Thorstonia, Complete and Utter Freedom, Tertania, Sllonsonnopia, Kinegiener, Ridnez, Laffertty, Systemic Corruption, Aryus Millitary Junta, Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs, New Destrucion, The Cotabazas, The Orcrest, Codeia, Imperio Lautiriano, Pleasehelpmestan, and 9 others.Zalkland, Apermania, Refarria, Peoples Republic Of Aristozka, Kelibrastan, Sakuras, Indus Raj, Cadestria, and Northumland.