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The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis

“Devajo Dios yel Emperador”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The League of Conservative Nations

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.502 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 3,485 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 331,893 Creeperian Colóns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,040,713 per year while the poor average 3,864, a ratio of 786 to 1.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the government is a law unto itself, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 3,751st in the world and 5th in The League of Conservative Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.55 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 215thMost Devout: 234thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 342ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 664thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 707thLargest Black Market: 727thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 760thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 810thLargest Mining Sector: 946thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,261stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,281stMost Armed: 1,419thHighest Average Incomes: 1,422ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,549thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,768thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,967thMost Avoided: 2,031stTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,127thLargest Retail Industry: 2,267thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,343rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,708thHighest Economic Output: 3,274thLowest Crime Rates: 3,751stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,807thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,950thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,281stLargest Governments: 5,123rdMost Influential: 5,488thRudest Citizens: 6,634thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,439thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,378thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,541stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,616thMost Conservative: 10,893rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,608thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,902ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,903rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,377thMost Cultured: 14,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,362ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,430thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,020thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,571st
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 19 » Caezar, Gjorka, Neo Polisophos, Amaan land, Quebecshire, Eminople, Willdavie, Dykurst, Icaris, Osavia, Poteque, Oculis Omnium, Gagium, Lo Santano, Washingtonian Republic, Aeternitatia, The Andrewian Republic, Paleocacher, and San Carlos Islands.