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The CuckooForCocoaPuffs citizens of Drewtopia

“Cives nostri pingues erunt, bombae autem nimis sunt”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: The League

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The CuckooForCocoaPuffs citizens of Drewtopia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Droob Russell with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.589 billion Drewtopians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drewtopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Drewtopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,226 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 176,851 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,596,275 per year while the poor average 2,381, a ratio of 670 to 1.

Police deploy tear-gas on unruly kindergarteners, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, slavers are real nutters, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Drewtopia's national animal is the Skunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drewtopia is ranked 254,919th in the world and 239th in The League for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 690thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 874thRudest Citizens: 2,028thFattest Citizens: 2,212thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,216thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,594thTop
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Most Influential: 3,511thLargest Retail Industry: 3,979thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,342ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,535thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,607thMost Avoided: 6,563rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,693rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,735thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,999thHighest Economic Output: 14,107thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 15,612thHighest Average Incomes: 15,956thLargest Black Market: 16,796thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,916thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,988thMost Secular: 18,062ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,195thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,794thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,574thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,638thLargest Mining Sector: 22,827thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,448thMost Armed: 27,487thMost Pro-Market: 30,249th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionNudest: 25th in the region

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World Assembly

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Endorsements Received: 24 » Creeperopolis, Omakise, The Union of Ibistic States, MilitarizedStatesOfAmerica, DragonBorn Clan, Roma-Germaniae, Khoreshis, Quezo, No Freedom And War Land, Orksian, The Republic of the United Marble Tribes, Catalyst Of Social Discontent, Ritrus, Greater Revachol, Imperial Pittsburgh, Rawa Principality, Shinar, Emdilur, Silverestone, Akross, Velabruck, New Verona, Vatrello, and Croccodrillido.