Spotlight on:
The CuckooForCocoaPuffs citizens of Drewtopia |
“Cives nostri pingues erunt, bombae autem nimis sunt”
| Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
|
Location: The League |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The CuckooForCocoaPuffs citizens of Drewtopia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Droob Russell with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.589 billion Drewtopians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drewtopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Drewtopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,226 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 176,851 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,596,275 per year while the poor average 2,381, a ratio of 670 to 1.
Police deploy tear-gas on unruly kindergarteners, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, slavers are real nutters, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Drewtopia's national animal is the Skunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Drewtopia is ranked 254,919th in the world and 239th in The League for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Drewtopia was endorsed by
The Empire of Croccodrillido.
- :
Drewtopia was endorsed by
The United Socialist States of North Saldezia.
- :
Drewtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- :
Drewtopia was endorsed by
The Meritocratic Republic of Vatrello.
- :
Drewtopia was endorsed by
The People's Federal Republic of New Verona.
- :
Drewtopia was endorsed by
The Republic of Velabruck.
- :
Drewtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- :
Drewtopia was endorsed by
The Federalized Zones of Grego.
- :
Drewtopia was endorsed by
The Federation of United Clans of Akross.
- :
Drewtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
World Assembly
Creeperopolis,
Omakise,
The Union of Ibistic States,
MilitarizedStatesOfAmerica,
DragonBorn Clan,
Roma-Germaniae,
Khoreshis,
Quezo,
No Freedom And War Land,
Orksian,
The Republic of the United Marble Tribes,
Catalyst Of Social Discontent,
Greater Revachol,
Imperial Pittsburgh,
Rawa Principality,
Shinar,
Emdilur,
Silverestone,
Akross,
New Verona,
Vatrello, and
Croccodrillido.














































Latest Threads





