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The Youtuber of Comrade Kelly is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.373 billion Comrade Kellyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 43.3%.

The all-consuming Comrade Kellyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,122 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The sun now sets on the Comrade Kellyian Empire, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Comrade Kelly, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comrade Kelly's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Comrade Kelly is ranked 270,364^th in the world and 84^th in Philippines for Fattest Citizens, with 6.66 Obesity Rate.