Philippines World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Philippines is ranked 12,252^nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Violet Leprechauns of Garjohnia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Whatever”
2.	The Republic of Pito Ka Anak Para Sa Kalamboan	Corporate Bordello	“https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJTUv58oJ3A”
3.	The Free Land of Lovers Rock	Corporate Bordello	“We were listening to lovers rock”
4.	The Theocracy of Zaratura	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
5.	The Promise of A Kiss	Anarchy	“Your hand running through the moss...”
6.	The Federal Republic of Bliha	Anarchy	“We Will Endure”
7.	The Republic of Klaca Catinbolbasopia	Anarchy	“Peace and Justice”
8.	The Disputed Territories of Hyxx	Anarchy	“Carpe Diem”
9.	The Dominion of The Rooster Prince	Anarchy	“This is just odd.”
10.	The Queendom of Ingel	Anarchy	“She walks in purity”

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