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The People's Isles of Colil

“Sister stars in our eyes, hierarchy is dead!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: The Leftist Assembly

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The People's Isles of Colil is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 1.985 billion Colish are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berrypool. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colish economy, worth 303 trillion acts of aid a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,078 acts of aid, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and Colish police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime is totally unknown. Colil's national animal is the doll, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Colish Thought.

Colil is ranked 24,548th in the world and 148th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 278.7 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Secular: 1,124thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,956thMost Influential: 6,504thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,940thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,303rdMost Inclusive: 7,413thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,998thMost Accessible: 8,082ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,631stMost Developed: 9,051stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,462ndNicest Citizens: 10,619thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,834thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,400thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,442ndHighest Food Quality: 12,059thLargest Governments: 12,917thMost Cultured: 13,569thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,743rdSmartest Citizens: 13,966thMost Income Equality: 14,832ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,079thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,359thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,870thMost Efficient Economies: 20,264thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,326thMost Patriotic: 21,370thLargest Mining Sector: 23,160thHighest Average Incomes: 24,512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,548thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29,168thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31,125th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Patriotic: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 39th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 67th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 78th in the region

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