SAFT Puppets

Governor: Saft card farm

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Saft card farm

Last WA Update:

Most Valuable International Artwork: 366th Most Secular: 2,475th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,749th
World Factbook Entry

Please direct any card queries to my main nation Super Awesome Fun Times, as they may be overlooked otherwise. Thanks!

Embassies: Marxist Land of Peoples, Asasasa, Garbelia Puppet Storage, Namwenia, Byzan, Nerdlandia, and Cretanja Queendom.

Tags: Anti-Capitalist, Anti-Fascist, Communist, Eco-Friendly, Egalitarian, Featured, Feminist, Governorless, Minuscule, Puppet Storage, Silly, Snarky, and 2 others.Socialist, and Trading Cards.

SAFT Puppets contains 3 nations.

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Today's World Census Report

The Highest Poor Incomes in SAFT Puppets

The World Census studied the spending power of the poorest 10% of citizens in each nation.

As a region, SAFT Puppets is ranked 11,659th in the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Loving Couple of AwesomeGirlfriendIron Fist Consumerists“Lumity”
2.The Borderlands of Meio SetsunaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
3.The Republic of Violet47Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“By The People For The People”

Regional Happenings

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SAFT Puppets Regional Message Board

Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.

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A elf on the featured shelf

It is I A elf on the featured shelf
Congratulations on being the featured region of December 21st SAFT Puppets, I’ll put in a good word for you all with the big man. What presents do you want?

4 more lovely days till Christmas 🎄
Are you excited? I am!!!!!
Are you kids on Christmas break? The kids I’m watching are ^^

The Featured Region Express, Star horde, Enjambre, Bite My Biscuits, and 2 othersWandering lionsroar, and The featured region book

Featured car trip

Lets take a pitstop to SAFT Puppets!

A Volkswagen bus pulled over at SAFT Puppets for a featured pitstop, for a break after the long drive, the driver said something though.

“Congratulations for being featured today! Though we don’t have much time, this is just a stop, and pretty neat card storage mate.”

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Menime

Congratulations on being featured on the Winter Solstice of 2024! ❄️ ☃️ 🌨️

The Featured Region Express, Star horde, Enjambre, Bite My Biscuits, and 2 othersWandering lionsroar, and The featured region book

Lost pizza guy

Pizza here for the featured region, is this the right address?

The Featured Region Express, Star horde, Enjambre, Bite My Biscuits, and 2 othersWandering lionsroar, and The featured region book

The featured region book

Aeh! I'm late!

The Featured Region Express, Star horde, Enjambre, Bite My Biscuits, and 1 otherWandering lionsroar

The featured region book

A Really Old Book™ falls from the sky. It lands open to as very specific page. Written in absurd, over-the-top calligraphy, the page reads:
Congrats on being featured! Within this book, your region is:

In the Appendix

Card farm (pretty good though)

Oh no not another featured region ranking nation :O
Inspired by Bite My Biscuits and The Featured Region Express. I don't know, it looks like fun.
Rankings are based on how much space in the book your region takes up. Work in progress! Suggestions would be awesome

Rank

Explanation

Be gone foul thing

This is reserved for EW GROSS BAD NASTY regions that are just awful. i.e. hateful messages, fascism, homophobia, and whatnot. Not even in the book.

Appendix

For regions that are more of an afterthought. I don't like it, or there hasn't been any activity for a long time. Sadly, this applies to most regions. Your name is in the appendix. (dead region)

Small Section

For regions that are okay. Nothing special going on here, but it has embassy activity, someone has posted within the last two months, or another redeeming feature. You get a few paragraphs in the book.

Small Chapter

Most common ranking for good regions. Some activity, pretty nice, and I like the theme. You get your own chapter in the Really Old Book™.

Full Chapter

Regions with their own chapter that's more than two pages long! I really like this one, it's got lots of activity, and overall is just a great place.

2+ Chapters

For regions that deserve more than just one chapter. This ranking can vary from 2 to 5 additional chapters, depending on how so very cool this region is.

+ A Small Picture

This rank is ADDED to whatever rank you already earned. We have elected to print a small image of your region in the notoriously image-free book. Awarded to regions that I have a personal bias towards or just really like. (One of my alts lives there, I love the theme, etc.)

+ A Full-Page Picture

Your region is so special, so rare, and so one-of-a-kind that we added a full page image of your region to the Really Old Book™, which is typically known for its lack of pictures. (This ranking is ADDED to another ranking and is recieved if your region is truly 🌟special🌟 even if it sucks in general. Rarest ranking.)

Rank boosting: If your region is featured on a particularly special day (Christmas, N-Day, etc.), your ranking is boosted by one. If, by some bizarre chance, you already have the best possible rank, you win at feature day. Congratulations.

Read factbook

How nice!

The Featured Region Express, Star horde, Enjambre, Bite My Biscuits, and 1 otherWandering lionsroar

Bob ross land

Bob Ross Walks in.
"Hey puppets! I made 'the tribe' some modern puppets some time. I forgot when. SAFT puppets. Well, well, well, puppets. I really like puppets."

Bob Ross drops the painting as he leaves. It's of him giving puppets to 'the tribe'

The Featured Region Express, Star horde, Enjambre, Bite My Biscuits, and 2 othersWandering lionsroar, and The featured region book



The E5 Series Shinkansen of The Featured Region Express

As a train pulls into the Saft Puppets train station, an announcement is made.

*Now arriving at Saft Puppets station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.

When entering the station, FRE Train Conductor Kai sticks his head out of the train''s locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region of the Day Saft Puppets!"

The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the Saft Puppets station to the next station.

Region Score (What Class would I let the members of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets):

Coach Class: Dead region, region with no activity or little to no activity.

Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region.

Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region.

First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region.

Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class.

CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.

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Premium Coach Class (Dead Region, No Activity, But An Insane Card Farm Region)

Star horde, Enjambre, Bite My Biscuits, Wandering lionsroar, and 1 otherThe featured region book

The Travelling Arcanovan Casino of Puppet State 777

Unthinkable as it is, the day has come
1 in 3000 odds, you've just overcome
Plethora of regions, you've bested them all.
On this day, your name shall be plastered on the wall.

For in all of time, people have told
That with three sevens, luck will unfold
The stars align for a fate heard through preachers
Congratulations on being featured!(previously)

*sets up 🎰*

The Featured Region Express and The featured region book

Blackblicky4

y'all mind if I say here

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