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The Kingdom of Valoptia

“Strength Through Fire and Steel”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Kingdom of Valoptia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 335 million Valoptians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The strong Valoptian economy, worth 35.4 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,668 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 375,355 per year while the poor average 21,437, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valoptia's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valoptia is ranked 238,372nd in the world and 1,614th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 14.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,992ndMost Patriotic: 3,275thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,229thMost Authoritarian: 5,299thMost Conservative: 7,461stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,683rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,949thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,546thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,766thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,599thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,754thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,239thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,874thBest Weather: 25,863rd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionMost Conservative: 46th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 46th in the regionMost Patriotic: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56th in the regionMost Extreme: 57th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Black Market: 82nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 90th in the region

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