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by Raionitu
Mon, 14 Jul 2025

This post comes courtesy of Issues Editor Raionitu.

After reviewing over 140 submissions, the Issues Editing Team is ready to announce this year's winners! Competition was fierce, with a lot of strong entries, but the winners of Issues Contest: No Pun In-Ten-Ded, in alphabetical order by author, are:

• Carnivorous Kids by Bisofeyr

• The Little Train That Could Give You Cancer by Haymarket Riot

• A Spicy Situation by Jiangbei

• Taken Out Back by Kractero

• My Home is My Castle by Magnum Aurumea

• CEOs Shilled the Radio Star by Millenhaal

• Naps in Judgement by Nardin

• Perfectly Private Property - Presumably by Ostrovskiy

• Moribund! by Renea

• Pop Goes the Girl Group by Thorn1000

As per usual, these issues are now guaranteed to be published, so be on the lookout for them in the near future. Half of these winners will be getting their first Issues Author badge! Congratulations to all!