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The Paleolithic Tribe of Bisofeyr

“Warmth, food, shelter.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Paleolithic Tribe of Bisofeyr is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ugg Rokson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and feral children. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.963 billion Bisofeyri love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunsel. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bisofeyri economy, worth 640 trillion Bis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 107,370 Bis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New pests have been imported into Bisofeyr, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and restaurants cater to pregnancy cravings. Crime is totally unknown. Bisofeyr's national animal is the Bisofeyri Panthera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bisofeyri Proto-Religion.

Bisofeyr is ranked 307,573rd in the world and 274th in Forest for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -35.55 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Most Primitive: 71stHighest Drug Use: 104thMost Devout: 187thMost Ignorant Citizens: 244thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 318thLargest Welfare Programs: 327thBest Weather: 661stMost Beautiful Environments: 997thNudest: 1,018thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,454thMost Pacifist: 2,598thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,646thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,852ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,922ndTop
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Most Accessible: 3,912thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,038thMost Inclusive: 4,303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,744thMost Cultured: 4,765thHighest Food Quality: 5,044thNicest Citizens: 5,075thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,901stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,905thLargest Governments: 7,430thTop
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Most Income Equality: 19,029thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,093rdLongest Average Lifespans: 30,505th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the region

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