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The Paleolithic Tribe of Bisofeyr |
“Warmth, food, shelter.”
| Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: Forest |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Paleolithic Tribe of Bisofeyr is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ugg Rokson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and feral children. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.963 billion Bisofeyri love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunsel. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Bisofeyri economy, worth 640 trillion Bis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 107,370 Bis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
New pests have been imported into Bisofeyr, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and restaurants cater to pregnancy cravings. Crime is totally unknown. Bisofeyr's national animal is the Bisofeyri Panthera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bisofeyri Proto-Religion.
Bisofeyr is ranked 307,573rd in the world and 274th in Forest for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -35.55 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Bisofeyr, restaurants cater to pregnancy cravings.
- : Following new legislation in
Bisofeyr, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
- : Following new legislation in
Bisofeyr, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food.
- : Following new legislation in
Bisofeyr, new pests have been imported into Bisofeyr.
- : Following new legislation in
Bisofeyr, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : Following new legislation in
Bisofeyr, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
- : Following new legislation in
Bisofeyr, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Ugg Rokson.
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Bisofeyr lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Bisofeyr, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
- : Following new legislation in
Bisofeyr, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Bisofeyri Panthera Dung" has been declared a national treasure.











































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