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The Democratic People's Republic of Jiangbei |
“Biased towards the truth”
| Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: The East Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Democratic People's Republic of Jiangbei is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.761 billion Jiangbeians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xuzhou. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jiangbeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,330 trillion facts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 196,790 facts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The past is set in stone, Jiangbeian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jiangbei's national animal is the truth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jiangbei is ranked 152,107th in the world and 1,660th in The East Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,391.46 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Jiangbei, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : Following new legislation in
Jiangbei, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime.
- : Following new legislation in
Jiangbei, Jiangbeian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in
Jiangbei, the past is set in stone.
- : Following new legislation in
Jiangbei, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
- : Following new legislation in
Jiangbei, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
- : Following new legislation in
Jiangbei, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Jiangbei Blood Tithe.
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Jiangbei was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Jiangbei, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
- : Following new legislation in
Jiangbei, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.

































































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