The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
3.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
4.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Corporate Bordello	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
5.	The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Gloom Over Dominated”
6.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Capitalist Paradise	“It's just a prank bro!”
7.	The Reaper of Lord Dominator	Corporate Police State	“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
8.	The People's Republic of Cutote	Corporate Police State	“None shall stop our conquest!”
9.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Father Knows Best State	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
10.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria	Capitalist Paradise	“Stop Reading My Motto!”

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