The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationObesity Rate
1.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland99.57
2.The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer99.45
3.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia99.44
4.The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael99.43
5.The Rogue Nation of Rindiania99.4
6.The Infection of Edgemaster99.4
7.The Hellhole of Fudgedup99.4
8.The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland99.37
9.The Empire of Little Flowers99.35
10.The People's Republic of Cutote99.34
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